drunk politics

so I find myself watching Boris and all I can think is, “fuck off, you stupid blond cunt.” He looks drunk – he looks stupid – he looks like he’s making it up as he goes along. Is this really the best we can do? It’s 2019, for fuck’s sake – can we not find a single politician who’s not a total cock? Not a single one of these fuckers looks like us. They’re a bunch of costumed buffoons from at least a century ago, trotting out the same lame bullshit over and over. Enough, surely. Enough of politics – enough of politicians. They’re a different species – you might as well be electing a tree frog, or a tree – to represent you. The other thing about watching Boris’ bullshit – he’s full of great ideas for the future of Britain…where were all these great ideas over the last three years? And are these ideas not Conservative Party policy? If not – then who the fuck are you? Some wannabe dictator? Somebody who’s made no effort to bring your great ideas to fruition unless you get to play the boss? What have you spent the last three years doing, Boris? What have ANY of you been doing? Playing politics. And that game, surely, is over…